- Did I brush my hair today?
- Did I brush my teeth today
- Did I take a shower today?
- WTF day is it?
- Can I wear these pajama pants to bed even though I wore them all day?
- How long has this puke been on my shirt?
- How can he sleep through the kids puking at 2am?
- How did the can opener get in the freezer?
- Is it possible to be immune to the smell of vomit?
- WILL THESE KIDS EVER GET BETTER???
Oh, boy! Sounds like a crazy week. Hope the kids are better now!
ReplyDeleteCatching up on my Google Reader after having a sick kiddo home all last week. Of course, thanks to this - these questions are even more fitting.
ReplyDelete1 - Wait, I'm supposed to brush my hair every day?
2 - This only is an issue when both kids are home sick and I don't have to leave the house.
3 - *sigh* Guilty!
4 - It all blends together doesn't it?
5 - Why make more laundry that will sit there?!
6 - Ewwwww! Now that would make me put something into the laundry immediately. Rule from my teaching days was if you had to puke RUN!
7 - I swear it is the Y chromosome.
8 - Can't help you with that one, but I have done worse.
9 - In my life I can not imagine that happening. Vomit sounds/smells/sight make me want to hurl.
10 - I hope by now your kiddos are on the mend. Hugs coming your way.