Someone else has the same blog title, I always look before I switch, but they stopped blogging in 2007 so I am thinking it is all good.
In four days I leave for a weekend of fun with my little sister. I can't wait. I had to sit and listen to the endless hours/days of #Blogher10 on Twitter so now it is my turn to repay the favor! So be prepared for.....
#Sisher10
That's right you are going to have to live vicariously thorough my vague drunken tweets. Fun, drunken hedonism.
Actually I will have two kids, so it will be long whiny days of paying for my own shit and going to bed at 9pm. Fun, Right? Right??? Jealous? Right.
I am prepin' and packin' and ziplocin'.
I'd totally make out with the person who invented the gallon size zip-loc bag. Even if it was a girl. Or a lady. Or a tramp.
Why the lady's a tramp. Sing-a-long time.
Woo! total ADD moment there.
Yes, I pack my travel shiznit in baggies. It is the bestest way to travel. It is the ONLY way to travel.
Before zip-locs my kids would rifle through their suitcase scattering all my hard work and messing up my system. Now I pull out a bag, give it to them. Underwear, socks, shirt , pants it's in there. Get dressed.
For the little girl I use snack-size bags to put the coordinating hair bows/barrettes and jewelery. It is OCD at it's finest.
Never doubt the power of a zip-loc bag.
*Disclosure: No money was given to me to say zip-loc. Zip-loc is in reference to the bag not the brand.
Like band-aid.
No one says "Can I please have an adhesive bandage for my cut finger?" No, they say "I want a band-aid." They probably could give a shit if it is an actual "Band-aid" brand band-aid or some nameless brand of bandage. Really just give them the fricken band-aid, their finger is bleeding. Don't be the asshole who says "Well it's not really a "Band-aid" it is actually a "I'm a Douche-Bag" brand adhesive bandage." Fricker.
So basically I am referring to a bag that you put shit into and seal it up so nothing comes out.
You are hysterical! I don't know what you are talking about, though. I regularly ask for an adhesive bandage, just like I say I want a "facial tissue" rather than a Kleenex and a "sanitary napkin" rather than a Kotex....
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I hope you guys have a grand time. Where ya goin?
Have fun! I like the new name.
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