Sisher 10'

I changed my blog name again.  I have ADD, I know.  I am just trying to find my grove here.  I get bored easily. Yada.  Yada. Yada.

Someone else has the same blog title, I always look before I switch, but they stopped blogging in 2007 so I am thinking it is all good.

In four days I leave for a weekend of fun with my little sister.  I can't wait.  I had to sit and listen to the endless hours/days of #Blogher10 on Twitter so now it is my turn to repay the favor!  So be prepared for.....
#Sisher10
That's right you are going to have to live vicariously thorough my vague drunken tweets.  Fun, drunken hedonism.
Actually I will have two kids, so it will be long whiny days of paying for my own shit and going to bed at 9pm.  Fun, Right?  Right???  Jealous?  Right.
I am prepin' and packin' and ziplocin'.
I'd totally make out with the person who invented the gallon size zip-loc bag.  Even if it was a girl.  Or a lady.  Or a tramp.
Why the lady's a tramp.  Sing-a-long time.
Woo! total ADD moment there.
Yes, I pack my travel shiznit in baggies.  It is the bestest way to travel.  It is the ONLY way to travel.
Before zip-locs my kids would rifle through their suitcase scattering all my hard work and messing up my system.  Now I pull out a bag, give it to them.  Underwear, socks, shirt , pants it's in there. Get dressed.
For the little girl I use snack-size bags to put the coordinating hair bows/barrettes and jewelery.  It is OCD at it's finest.
Never doubt the power of a zip-loc bag.
*Disclosure: No money was given to me to say zip-loc.  Zip-loc is in reference to the bag not the brand.  
Like band-aid. 
No one says "Can I please have an adhesive bandage for my cut finger?"  No, they say "I want a band-aid."  They probably could give a shit if it is an actual "Band-aid" brand band-aid or some nameless brand of bandage.   Really just give them the fricken band-aid, their finger is bleeding.  Don't be the asshole who says "Well it's not really a "Band-aid" it is actually a "I'm a Douche-Bag" brand adhesive bandage."   Fricker.
So basically I am referring to a bag that you put shit into and seal it up so nothing comes out.

Comments

  1. You are hysterical! I don't know what you are talking about, though. I regularly ask for an adhesive bandage, just like I say I want a "facial tissue" rather than a Kleenex and a "sanitary napkin" rather than a Kotex....

    Anyway, I hope you guys have a grand time. Where ya goin?

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