Sunday, August 8, 2010

Sisher 10'

I changed my blog name again.  I have ADD, I know.  I am just trying to find my grove here.  I get bored easily. Yada.  Yada. Yada.

Someone else has the same blog title, I always look before I switch, but they stopped blogging in 2007 so I am thinking it is all good.

In four days I leave for a weekend of fun with my little sister.  I can't wait.  I had to sit and listen to the endless hours/days of #Blogher10 on Twitter so now it is my turn to repay the favor!  So be prepared for.....
That's right you are going to have to live vicariously thorough my vague drunken tweets.  Fun, drunken hedonism.
Actually I will have two kids, so it will be long whiny days of paying for my own shit and going to bed at 9pm.  Fun, Right?  Right???  Jealous?  Right.
I am prepin' and packin' and ziplocin'.
I'd totally make out with the person who invented the gallon size zip-loc bag.  Even if it was a girl.  Or a lady.  Or a tramp.
Why the lady's a tramp.  Sing-a-long time.
Woo! total ADD moment there.
Yes, I pack my travel shiznit in baggies.  It is the bestest way to travel.  It is the ONLY way to travel.
Before zip-locs my kids would rifle through their suitcase scattering all my hard work and messing up my system.  Now I pull out a bag, give it to them.  Underwear, socks, shirt , pants it's in there. Get dressed.
For the little girl I use snack-size bags to put the coordinating hair bows/barrettes and jewelery.  It is OCD at it's finest.
Never doubt the power of a zip-loc bag.
*Disclosure: No money was given to me to say zip-loc.  Zip-loc is in reference to the bag not the brand.  
Like band-aid. 
No one says "Can I please have an adhesive bandage for my cut finger?"  No, they say "I want a band-aid."  They probably could give a shit if it is an actual "Band-aid" brand band-aid or some nameless brand of bandage.   Really just give them the fricken band-aid, their finger is bleeding.  Don't be the asshole who says "Well it's not really a "Band-aid" it is actually a "I'm a Douche-Bag" brand adhesive bandage."   Fricker.
So basically I am referring to a bag that you put shit into and seal it up so nothing comes out.


  1. You are hysterical! I don't know what you are talking about, though. I regularly ask for an adhesive bandage, just like I say I want a "facial tissue" rather than a Kleenex and a "sanitary napkin" rather than a Kotex....

    Anyway, I hope you guys have a grand time. Where ya goin?


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