Today's Pill Regimen

This morning I remembered to take my vitamins:

1. 1 fish oil tablet- The Doctor swears by these for physically and emotional well-being, it is the Jesus of supplements.
2. 1 multi-vitamin- don't need to state the obvious here, do I?
3. 1 calcium and vitamin d tablet- no slouchy-slouchies for me
4. 2 Advil- as needed but find I need it most mornings, time to get my eyes checked....or my hair cut.
5. St. John's Wort- My happy ending.

Sadly I had to add one more pill to my regimen this morn: A sinus pill. 
Yes, tis the season.  I can hardly keep my eyes open my cheeks hurt so bad.  So I end this story and you can give me pity, cause I need it.
So long cruel world.