I have a sick kid today and I had a sick kid this weekend and three weeks ago or so I had a sick family and four weeks before that I had in some way shape or form some kind of sick person living in my house.  Under one roof.  Sharing germs.
I can't tell you- express to you how sick I am of sickness.  I am convinced these disease-ridden midgets have been sent here to destroy me.  Or I just feel this way because I was up all night with a snivelly, whiny five year old who had a tendency to kick me endlessly in the bladder as I slept next to her.  Or didn't sleep.  On guard with bottles of  Triaminic and Handwarmers.  In what can only be explained as a divine intervention, at midnight I had the genius idea to use a Handwarmer that I had shoved in the back of a drawer to help ease sick kid's ear ache.  It worked fabulous and I am planning on buying a gross of them tomorrow.  Or because I am a blogger and I deserve free stuff some random PR person can send me a gross of them.  It's been awhile since I have blogged about a product- I'd so pimp myself for HeatMax Hot Hands Handwarmers right now.  That and a trip to someplace warm.  Anywhere.  Without snow and without the ability to see ones breath the minute you step outside.  Hell I'd go to hell if it meant I didn't have to shovel snow one more time.
And the kids will get better and the winter will end and all will be right with the world.  It just has to happen sooner rather than later.

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