*you know when you tell your parents you are expecting your first child and you are mostly excited but then you realize you are admitting to your parents that you are actually having sex and a little part of you feels awkward.
*did you know you can slice your finger open by dusting a metal air vent? now you do.
*i am going on a kindergarten field trip tomorrow. to a corn maze. i have an insane fear of getting trapped in a maze and dying . this can't be good.
*you are welcome.