You're Happy Because You Eat Lard and HFCS/Corn Sugar
I imagine in 50 years my granddaughter will have a similar reaction to this..
Don't get me wrong I loves me some HFCS/corn sugar. Sweet sweet corn sugar.
I would bathe in lard if they let me. Lard is good, reals good.
But as a wise wise man* once said, "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
*The wise wise man mentioned is actually my father, who also says "I'll slap you so hard you look pretty." The wise part is debatable.