Random Thoughts

Just a few random thoughts for the weekend
*If you are popular on Twitter and say you tweeted that you stubbed your toe on a dresser, you would have everyone and their mother's brother saying "Ouch feel better" and people would start form prayer circles for your bruised toe. People would be all like "Down with dressers." "I am getting rid of my dresser because it hurt so and so's toe and that is just wrong. It is a travesty." and then a website would form all about the ill effects dressers have on toes and people would boycott dressers. There would be a movement, people would have "Down with dresser" Twibons on their avatars. And this would go on till said popular twitter farts backwards and we all will have to boycott farting and be a bunch of bloated assholes.
If your not popular on twitter and you say your hacking up a lung, no one cares. You are not a blip. You could be dying and no one would care.
Twitter is not good on the self esteem.
*I know I am getting sick. I jinxed myself. I always do that.
*Last night when I was lying in bed my children took care of me. They gave me water and kisses. They checked on me and asked me if I was okay. It was a "good mommy" moment. My kids are caring, loving individuals. I am so proud.
* I have anxiety.
Anxiety does not make you lie.
If you lie
You spend the rest of your God fearing life
worried that someone will find you out.
As a person with anxiety I lie little as possible.
Lying is too much work.
If you are a compulsive liar
you have something more then anxiety.
Just sayin'
*I miss the farm.
*I am going to lie down and take a nap.



Comments

  1. I'm going to build a statue in your honor. I'm going to teach my children to worship you as false god.
    This made me laugh.
    Thank you.

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  2. LMAO on the Twitter part!

    Aw, I hope you don't get sick. And if you already are sick, get better soon!

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